"Mormon-ify it by fifty percent."

Can you blame us?

Also, they were only married for three years. If this is their child (as opposed to his from a previous relationship), the kid's not old enough to really know what's going on.

Well, people born into luxury are likely to become spoiled dicks with no sense of how the world actually works, and getting rich is significantly easier if you're an asshole with no regard for others, so…

"Shut up your face."

Yeah, I think I'd be down to New York and Florida.

Also the [Redacted Racial Slur] Chicken Inn.

I used to love Swiss Chalet, but it's been really downhill at the local one in the last couple years.

Over time, my imagination has kind of condensed Cracker Barrel the cheese brand, Cracker Barrel the restaurant, and Crate & Barrel into one thing, presumably because the cheese is the only thing that exists where I live.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!

Damn. Guess I should finally get on replacing my now-deceased iPod before I'm stuck getting a Touch or something.

More like "Tronno". Slurring your syllables right to the border of incomprehensibility is a key part of living in the GTA.

How rude.

Yeah, me too — I was correcting my teachers' spelling by the time I was seven. They hated me about as much as you would expect.

I have that gift too! Drives my dad insane because 90% of the conversations we have are him telling me he watched a movie, and having an in-depth discussion with me about it, followed by me telling him I've never seen it. I don't think I'm ever going to live down the John Wick one.

It's a train, not a submarine!

All of the employees have curiously inconsistent accents.

How else are we going to get enough coal to power this train?

Well, that's the explanation they went with, and considering they're not shy about intentionally showing rape I kind of believe them.

Also, you know…Arianne and Doran (and Trystane, though he hasn't actually shown up on-page yet) Martell, Irri and Jhiqui, Strong Belwas, Reznak and Skahaz and Galazza, Rakharo and Aggo and Jhogo. All of whom are at least frequently-recurring characters who were either cut from the show entirely or killed off when…