Also, Megatron loses points for inexplicably transforming into a gun instead of a vehicle. GET ON THEME, MEGATRON.

Literally my favourite Bible story. Or at least a close second to the one where Elijah calls down a bunch of bears to maul some kids who made fun of his baldness.

People just don't like being wrong.

I'm surprised they even run a Spanish account.

Mrs. Fishburne?

To be fair, I said "favourite", not "best". I don't think I'm wrong about my opinion.

Goddammit, Tingle.

While the movie is almost certainly going to be terrible in every way, Bumblebee was always my favourite Transformer and I'm kind of pleased to see him getting his own movie.

Oh, thank god. [continues disposing of clown corpse]

[whip sound effect]

I mean, that's pretty impressive on its own…

Even older than that is the graffiti at Pompeii, which is mostly exactly what you'd think:
http://www.pompeiana.org/Re…

The problem's not with Ted moving on several years later, it's with Ted moving on with Robin, when the show spent several seasons explaining exactly why they weren't remotely a good match and that Ted had "let her go". It's just frustrating to see the show go back on so much development so they can use the gimmick…

"Hambuken" sounds like a move from Dragonball Z.

You're supposed to chew it first.

I'm mad at this article for bringing that pillowcase's existence to my attention.

My life?

KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think James Marsden would've made a great Cyclops if, y'know, anyone ever cared about writing Cyclops well.

Who else am I going to post about?