…They don't?!

Have you ever fired your gun in the air while going "ahhhhhh"?

The best one will always remain the Peewee Herman one about crack.

Was it the one about the guy feeding his own face to his dog? That's the one they told at our DARE-equivalent.

A bunch of bullshit.

Please tell me you guys are going to use that two-headed bear flag from Fallout.

But does she have anyone's back?

They've gone plaid!

The supervillain couple was pretty great.

I love explaining the plot of "Threshold" to people who haven't seen it: "Tom Paris drives a spaceship so fast that he becomes omnipresent and then also a salamander, for some reason."

I keep telling you, she's 120 years old and she's dead!

It kind of was, in the sense that it's the Voyager episode that brought the most joy into my life.

Does anything compare to "Threshold"?

God, is there anything more uncomfortable than watching Quentin Tarantino try to interact with black people?

For me, it's mostly just that I've never been to any other kinds of concerts, so I have a hard time imagining that there are shows without that kind of thing accompanying them. I guess I always sort of assumed that even, like, Partridge Family concerts have pits going, because that's just what happens in my (limited)…

This was basically my first reaction — I've been going to metal shows since I was twelve and every single one has involved nearly getting trampled as everyone rushes the rail. I just can't even conceive of how tame a pop concert must be if that's not standard practice.

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know this isn't what you're actually saying (…probably), but I enjoy the implication that Melania is genetically related to her husband.

Great, now it's going to bother my autistic sensibilities.

I think it might actually be GRRM's fault, which somehow makes it worse.