Honestly, I don't remember e-mail being much of a thing at all when I was young? I guess that might be because I grew up in a blue-collar family in a blue-collar town, so it wasn't even a work thing around here. But yes, I suppose I knew it existed at the time, if only slightly.

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. I didn't have an e-mail address until I had home internet access as a teenager. All of my friends and I used landline phones exclusively until we were about twelve or thirteen, and then it was only my more upper-class friends who had cell phones for a couple more years (not to…

Sorry.

Wait, if the cut-off is 1992, and everyone after 1994 is "pretty dumb", where do the people born in 1993 go?

I still remember the day we swapped our green-and-black monitor'd computer for a new one with Windows 98. Mostly because it offered a lot more opportunities for computer games, because all we had on the old one was some Indiana Jones knock-off platformer that I was terrible at*.

I don't think it really works — I'm twenty-five and by any and all definitions a millennial, but I didn't "grow up" with the internet or cell phones or whatever and easily remember living without them (I got them about halfway through high school). Some of my friends got that stuff earlier, and some even later than…

FDR got elected four times and taught himself to walk and stand out of, essentially, pure spite. If anything, he's one of the toughest presidents America ever had.

And how!

I have never purported to be above an easy joke.

But not Uranus!

I'm pretty sure Olivia de Havilland will outlive us all.

THR says Murphy purposefully chose not to contact her about the series because he didn’t want to “intrude.” wanted the freedom to be defamatory. thought she was already dead.

— Spider-Man

That's a perfect world for somebody.

That's actually pretty similar to what we do with our paper money, though unfortunately Wikipedia doesn't have good pictures of ours like they do for the Swiss.

It is pretty weird. But we don't really have a lot of Famous Leaders in the same way Americans do, so if we stopped using the Queen we'd all be looking at our quarters asking who in the hell Adams George Archibald is.

It's still weird to me that you guys have someone different on every coin.

Dammit, you beat me to the "throwing loonies at strippers" joke.

You're about to get beaten up by a couple tiny Texans.

Then it's definitely your duty to take him to the titty bar.