Don't you understand? IT'S REAL!

I'm sorely tempted to change my username to this.

He was on Person of Interest, which I didn't know about until I started watching it a couple weeks ago.

It's pretty hard to complain about him when he's being directly compared to The American President Who Will Not Be Named.

Yeah, but then he's a lunatic dusting crime scenes for fingerprints while inexplicably dressed in a bat costume. There's really no way to use this premise without making the hero look completely bonkers.

I'd really like to see them do a decent job with a Robin (and/or their post-Robin identity) in a Batman movie.

Christ, they're younger than I am?!

These are all DC, though. Dawson's done both DC and Marvel.

Now, Johnny Unitas…that was a haircut you could set your watch to!

More fish for Kunta.

I get Maggie Gyllenhaal sometimes, and Princess Diana once.

Well, I should probably make a sidenote that the original Russian version of the title is roughly "Grand Princess" before someone else swoops in to do it.

The robo-Obama (robObama) next to it should be altered to gesture incredulously at it every time it talks.

Yeah, she was a Grand Duchess!

Mine's probably The President's Neck Is Missing!

I was thinking Oprah, myself.

"Nous devons utiliser…Bing?! Sacre bleu!"

Stop! You violated the law! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

Yeah, I'm completely off my rocker but not attractive at all!

I mean, they probably couldn't, but I imagine the idea is enough to keep some people from trying it.