Did you know about Ekans before then?

It's fine, I've got my Protect & Survive shelter built out of doors and suitcases ready to go.

Yep.

Fun fact: I met the maker of that documentary at an Iron Maiden show a couple years back. He gave out high-fives and let people take selfies with him.

When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University!

Dude.

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1. Fuck off, Gene.
2. Put your thumb in, you look like an idiot.

It's easy, just replace it with Darkwing Duck's.

I like how he drew it backwards. Every family tree I've ever seen puts the most distant ancestors at the top, so now it looks like the whole family is descended from Huey, Louie, and Dewey.

I guess I don't keep up on my reboots all that much, because Teen Titans Go! is the only one I can think of. And I hear it has much bigger problems than the art style.

Everyone seems…weirdly offended by the art style. I still say it looks great, but I was also born after the original show ended so I don't have any childhood memories of it.

Don't you remember when he used to swim in his vault full of yachts?

…"The Internet Is For Porn"?

Your school was more diverse than mine (in Ontario, Canada) were; my university musical theatre troupe was literally nothing but white people. We used to joke about how disappointed we were that we could never do RENT because of it.

I could see knowingly becoming someone's second concurrent spouse also counting as a crime, but I haven't looked it up or anything.

If his tracts are any indication, I don't think he knew how anything worked.

Michael Bolton is a major cinephile…

…Jack Chick?

It's pretty funny, but I feel bad for the staff who had to keep putting them back…