Oh my god, they killed Kennys!

What, you don't like flying through Lex Luthor's rings?

…How?

I was going to say this, but with less panache.

Would eating a ghost really help that?

I just say what the Simpsons said.

Quit reading that Ross Perot pamphlet.

Last summer I got burnt so badly that I basically shucked the skin off my arm like it was an opera glove. So gross, yet so fascinating.

Great, now I have to buy like ten copies of this game.

It came off as them arguing that Cosby can't "face his accusers" (which, to my knowledge, is a right in American courts) because he can't see them. I can't imagine that would possibly hold up, or it would become impossible to ever prosecute a blind person.

Also, the one where he teaches April his method of calling people by the wrong name to create distance between them, and then smiles proudly when she says "Thanks, Lester".

Ben, probably. Maybe April.

I read The Age of Innocence for English class, while one of my friends did Ethan Frome (everyone read a different book; I guess our teacher could only handle so many shitty essays on the same topic). She ended up being extremely jealous of me, despite my book being longer.

Meowch Ado About Nothing

Jon Snow.

I'm not in the States, though, so things are probably different. I don't even get TVLand.

LOCK HER UP (IN A NUNNERY)

You know you can just say "fuck" and "bastards", right?

Yeah, if the problem with Ted and Robin was "things just never quite lined up right" or something, I could buy them getting back together. But it's pretty well-demonstrated that they're never really happy with each other because they're too different (which gets underlined even further by her relationship with…

At the very least, they could've not spent long periods of time hammering in the idea that Ted and Robin weren't suited for each other at all. Some of us still would have thought so, but it's really weird to have the narrative itself repeatedly make this point and then do it anyway and portray it as a happy ending.