Why did I think that was going to say "about Hank Williams, Jr. coming back to life"?

No, my son is also named Covfefe.

[reads this thread]

K-k-k-k-k-k-yeah!

You telling me this guy gets off on saying racial slurs on live television?

Fun fact: my brother once played in a band called The Morgan Freeman Experience.

I felt a little bad about saying it, but I have a hard time resisting the urge to quote the Superdictionary.

*And that's terrible

I'm not a woman, and I don't have a full-time job, but it speaks to me anyway.

My guess is that those people are just pretty removed from the reality of sexual assault and can't properly contextualize how bad it is.

It can be both, if you memorize Catullus 16.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU

Wow, that concert was a lot sooner than I expected it to be. I guess they're as efficient as they are compassionate.

Nah, that's fine. As long as the women aren't trans.

Framing yourself as the victim by accusing me of using ableist language (which I didn't; "ignorant" isn't ableist) and then turning around to say "Not Even Once" makes you look like a huge hypocrite, FYI.

If either of us is being ableist, it's you. We don't usually refer to our disabilities as "defects", which you'd probably know if you weren't pretending to be disabled to try and score off me like a complete dillhole.

I'll allow it.

Hateful, drunk, and ignorant is no way to go through life, son.

If only we could all be as unbiased and rational as straight white cis men!

I can't remember what the official line on why they were having the women-only showings was, but I find it hard to believe that it wasn't at least a little motivated by this idea. Comics fandom has a pretty notorious (and deserved) reputation for sexism, and I imagine a lot of women would feel more comfortable going…