A man planet. A manet, if you will.

"Fucking SJWs, not letting me vacation on their fictional ancient Greek island."

We have to find the biggest issue in the world and solve it! Because there's an objective way to measure that!

SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY BOYS

I think the actions of misogynists justify women in wanting to have spaces where they don't have to put up with that nonsense. I know it's hard to comprehend this when society bends over backwards to make you feel special, but things aren't like that for most groups.

We couldn't do that to a planet named after a woman.

If you think all the sexists and misogynists are dead, I have some serious news for you.

And what part of "historical and social context" do you not understand?

Yes, but we're all better off forgetting that ever happened.

[cut to LBJ sitting alone in an otherwise empty theatre]

I'm one of those people (I'm white and find it the most appropriate decision), and yes, that's exactly how I would talk about that situation. Just because other people are saying it doesn't mean I'm going to.

We hate ourselves.

"I put on my robe and wizard hat."

Clark is gay and he notes that he’s been studying gay rights for years, so he points out that this is similar to how a gay bar can’t exclude people who are straight because it would be discriminatory.

Like a Toblerone?

I actually think having a bisexual Bachelor(ette) would make a pretty interesting season.

Ah, yeah. I watched the pilot with my parents and we spent the entire episode speculating about how old they intended Hayes' character to be, because it really didn't make sense for her to have college-age children. I was just wondering if they actually came out and said it.

I honestly just don't even understand how nearly-thirty-year-old men meet these teenage girls in the first place.

Wait, is that actually in the show? Because that is…really gross.

Ah, the old "Sitcom of Theseus" thought experiment.