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Harold is the worst quarterback in the league.

You can't get beer at Timmies! This poster's an imposter!

The best one will always be the burnt toast seizure one and I will not accept answers to the contrary.

There are other people who admit Cryptic Writings exists? I thought I was the only one!

Thank you for not making me be the one to point this out again. I often worry I'm going to get a reputation as "The Genitals Aren't Gender Guy".

It's some insane thing someone said about millennials, ie, the "real" reason we can't afford anything is because we spend all our money on avocado toast, and not because everyone's stuck working unpaid internships and the like.

I just read that comic for the first time and I've been dying to talk about how much I love Quintum's rainbow coat ever since.

CHA

You mean…PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE?

I'm 40% dolemite.

You've got really vanilla tastes if you think that's the weird stuff.

I'm also ready to head into the sun at this point.

I roll to seduce the DM.

They're really testing my resolve not to judge other people on their intelligence.

It's certainly true that both sides can and do do this sort of thing, but it is a lot more glaring here than with Obama. At least Obama actually had some good qualities that made the love for him semi-understandable.

I'm just waiting for one of them to fuck up and put "Dear Leader" instead of "POTUS".

Don't tarnish the good name of Eartha Kitt like this.

I know I don't like to make any typos unless I run them past a focus group first.

[the staff of Merriam-Webster launch campaign to drink the pain away]