That sweet Laurel Covfefe sound.

Wasn't that the one before the Russian one?

But Pooh is from Winnipeg!

I am definitely a human person

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I can't imagine a drive-through bar being legal.

I like almond milk as well. Of course, lactose intolerance means I don't really have the option of drinking actual milk…

University dorm living is a hell of an experience.

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

Generally, you address a drag queen as "she" when they're actually in drag or referring to their drag persona and "he" when out of it or talking about their day-to-day identity.

My friends used to tell me that I should have played the "Trolololol" video whenever my roommate* was getting it on with her boyfriend. I never actually gave it a shot, so let me know if it works.

I was going to ask if you meant "Secret Service" or "Nazis", but then I remembered: it can be two things.

One of my neighbours named their wi-fi network "FBI Surveillance Van". I laugh every time I see it.

[glass shatters]

I thought his plan was to go to Saudi Arabia and fondle an orb with a couple other dudes.

"Also, another hot babe who is inexplicably into conspiracy theorist professors."

Make yourself a dang quesadilla!

For some reason I always remember Cote d'Ivoire/Ireland being exact colour matches. Thanks for correcting me.

In Flanders or Wallonia?!

That's Canada's France.