It's not as bad as, say, Cote d'Ivoire and Ireland. Or Indonesia and Monaco. At least Belgium rotated.

And better than when they tried to adapt things directly but fucked them up because "themes are for eighth-grade book reports"…

I'm sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat.

Better than what they've been doing for the last two or so…

I've barely ever been to Burger King — I think I'm at about three times in my entire life — because my family have long been hardcore McDonald's partisans.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

My psychiatrist once told me that other people were racist because they were stupid. It's the most helpful thing he's ever said.

Consistently and thoroughly.

"Did Jet just…die?"
"I don't know, it was really unclear."

Oh, hey, my grandmother was like that too, except I didn't have an alternative one.

I think it's possible the black coloration comes from a Ruby, the way Sardonyx has a lot of black in her design despite not actually having any black-coloured Gems in her construction.

The Zircons' cravats were 100% an Ace Attorney reference, right? That was my immediate thought, anyway.

There were also a lot of Rosa Parks comparisons. It was horrible.

I don't personally find zoos all that interesting (give me a nice museum any day), but a lot of them do excellent scientific and conservational work. Of course, there are going to be exceptions to that, but it's not like the whole concept needs to be scrapped.

I do enjoy that we don't even try to pretend Victoria Day the May 2-4 weekend is anything but an excuse to get hammered.

Isn't the point of language that it isn't gibberish (or is at least gibberish large numbers of people all agree on the meanings of)?

He definitely had easier access to a steady diet of his own artwork.

The injury really put a damper on my ability to tell people how spicy the meatball is.

I'm pretty sure I have the sign language equivalent of a speech impediment — one of my arms has a limited rotation range, so any sign that requires you to go palms-up (such as "here") doesn't come out right when I do it. I've always kind of wondered how it would come off to actual Deaf signers.

I still don't understand why anyone thought clowns were fun and whimsical in the first place, appearance-wise. Why do you need to wear the creepy make-up to do comedy routines and magic tricks?