"I have a permit."
"This is just a note that says 'I can do whatever I want'."

I thought it was just a group for boys named Scott.

No one "invented" shit, unless you're complaining about Latin being a language that exists and has a strong influence on English.

They know I love cake! They got me! I've been played! Oh, the humanity!

It's really confusing, because it's so vague that it kind of sounds like they mean the bakery owner should've filled the order instead of being a homophobic dillhole, but I sincerely doubt that's the opinion they hold.

It's not even every screening at that theatre!

Might as well ask why they didn't write a sentence that made any damn sense.

Nice fallacy! I mean, it's not like people are capable of caring about more than one thing simultaneously, right? That would be crazy!

If his point was "being asked to see a different showing of the same movie on the same day at the same theatre is absolutely nothing like Jim Crow-era racism in the deep South", then yes, I am definitely proving that point.

Please go sit in the corner and think about what you just said.

Conservatives are weird about swear words, like saying "fuck" is somehow the worst offence a person can commit, and trying to take the moral high ground whenever somebody else does it (regardless of whatever other vile things they themselves have said…).

I had never considered this, but now I want to see it.

"I hope watching all of this shirtless volleyball in a room full of other men doesn't awaken anything in me…"

Like…how few social skills can someone even have? I can't hold a conversation for more than ten seconds and my body language tends to give people the impression that I'm a serial killer, but even I understand that hey, sometimes things aren't for me.

They're scientists, it's probably Kelvin.

Having not read any of the Cannes articles (as I have no illusions about my taste in movies), I actually thought that's what this was going to be about.

I've been spending an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out what the heck that girl's costume in the header photo is supposed to be. Like, she's with a king and an old-timey prisoner, but what's she supposed to be? A mermaid with legs? A sexy grandma? A parody of those costumes because the costume itself is…

Like the kind of person you would strain yourself trying to avoid.

It certainly calls your understanding of the word "freeloader" into question…

*PERSONNALY