One at a dinner theatre in the middle of nowhere?

I wonder if Marvel Studios ever, like, prank calls Warner Brothers or Universal to taunt them about this.

Dick Universe

"Humans are the real monsters"? I hate that cliché!

The Donald Trump Centre for Kids Who Want to Learn To Read Good and Do Other Stuff Good Too

"Fox in the Bushes" sounds like it would be Spicer's new FOX News show.

More like they're going to say there will be baseball bats but in reality everyone will be issued a small twig.

There's something really funny about the idea of a bunch of rich idiots wailing on pillows with baseball bats.

I hope he didn't. He's a pretty cool dude and I like reading his posts.

Jerry Orb-ach?

I really wish everyone would get off their high horses about fanfiction in general and the shipping kind specifically. Some people have different interests, and maybe other people don't really want to hear about them, but it's harmless and there's no need to be a judgemental dick about it.

The skeletons are…?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the two-party system just doesn't work.

How do they keep up with the news like that?

Guns can't vote?

Fair enough. I'm definitely too young to actually remember when she was famous (they may have even been divorced before I was born?), I've just heard enough about her from people who do to understand the mix-up.

I mean, I get how it could happen, it's just a crack about none of us being able to pass up an easy joke.

"Why did we build an animatronic Lee Harvey Oswald?!"

Wait, some of those jokes aren't intentional?!

Or Princess Tiana.