"If you look to your left, you'll see an idiotic hate-monger. If you look to your right, you'll see Lord Voldemort."

You know you're a shitty president when you haven't said anything appropriate enough for a goddamn Disney theme park attraction.

It looked like it was really funny from the ads I saw, but I ended up missing the premiere and then never remembered to actually catch up to watch it week-to-week. Hopefully that won't happen with the new season.

Suddenly I understand why I have such trouble singing along to Operation: Mindcrime.

Guess I'd better watch this, like I intended to do months ago and then never did.

I feel kind of bad for laughing at this, but boy, did I ever.

To some extent, but you don't see the same level of individual campaigning or lionization, at least here in Canada. It's not that it doesn't matter at all, but that it doesn't matter quite as much.

Parliamentary countries don't really require their politicians to be charismatic to the same degree that the American system does, since you vote for a party and not an individual. In some ways it's a good thing; in others, you spend ten years watching Stephen Harper try to look hip by playing awkward Beatles covers…

This is some championship-level denial.

It seems like he's going to be losing a lot of that stuff for Homecoming, at least. But yeah, it's kind of weird that they seemed to establish his status quo from much later years right off the bat. Guess they really wanted to let us know this wasn't going to be another "Uncle Ben dies" origin movie.

Because even this person knows there's no such thing?

We Will Rock You already exists (though not in movie form).

"Give the hurricane a chance! Maybe it won't destroy our homes!"

I really wish they hadn't used Eddie the Eagle, though.

I am usually barely containing the urge to scream.

I don't think snakes usually go on strike.

Maybe it's just me, but that's a large part of what was funny about it. It derails so many characters that it just becomes absurd.

It's one of the great unintentional comedies of our time.

Yeah, but I mean, there's "we were adopted by different families and didn't know we were related", and there's "brought all these dudes to Greece for the express purpose of finding out which one is my dad, and banging them before I know who it is would be super weird and irresponsible".

Cat Ballou
Couldn't escape if I wanted to