"What ABBA song best captures the feeling of potential father-daughter incest?"

I was hoping this article was going to be about a stage sequel, and that said sequel would be as bad as The Phantom of the Opera: Love Never Dies.

I don't know, that sounds pretty adult to me.

And yet, they didn't make that Joel McHale show that I can never remember the exact title of, so they're still ahead!

Alex goes to CalTech on Modern Family. Well, whenever they actually let her go to school, she does.

Nah, poutine's spread into English Canada pretty well by this point.

Cheeseheads? Wisconsin isn't part of Canada, much as they might wish it was.

I don't remember ever seeing a wolverine at the Metro Toronto Zoo, but to be fair I waste most of my time there looking at snakes.

It's all right for fighting.

"I see you've played knifey-mutie before."

Or Crazy Quilt, or Kite-Man, or the Gibbon, or…

WHERE ARE THEY

I vanka suck your blood!

Sounds like you might need the whole bag.

My only regret…is that I have…boneitis…

Too short, and all the punctuation is used correctly. 4/10.

We'll never know if we don't try.

They probably didn't need to say anything. People like that are always ready to fly off the handle.

And a lot of the bad ones.

For once, an executive may have been right about something.