Considering Gizmodo is not owned by Apple, the term “self congratulatory” is incorrect. The iPhone is a big deal. The little adopted Syrian boy will be remembered with the other geniuses as fundamentally changing the world, even if he had to be pulled, kicking and screaming, into adding some of the features that…

As Istari typed the idiotic rant into his software keyboard on his phone’s glass screen he realized what a fool he was being. But it was too late. He had already hit “Publish”.

WHITE PEOPLE IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!

Not buying it. The competing theory is that human men have a shorter copulation time even though women take so much longer is because they were all lined up to take turns. That’s why women moan so loud. It’s a call to get in line. Monogamy in barely tribal societies a million and a half years ago sounds to me like…

Fuck you, dude. Ghostbusters was good.

Google is a tool for finding information. Lies about historical tragedies is not information. It is not censorship to want to give people the best answers to their queries. Fuck you and your faux morality.

This show is so cancelled. I don’t say that with any glee. But there’s only a half million people watching it. That’s bad for cable tv and this is network. I do admit I’m not enjoying this season as much. Without the love triangle there’s not much point in it existing. And the songs aren’t as good. I don’t remember a…

Yeah, goth kids want to kill themselves. Big white authority figures make everything better. How many tropes can you pack into one page?

I hate to say it, but the suicide makes a lot of the ridiculous stuff in Batman make sense. The biggest being why does Alfred go along with all this bullshit. The answer being, to keep the kid alive.

You didn’t read the article you won’t be able to sit together with your kids. Your seats aren’t assigned until the day of after everyone else gets theirs .

Don’t understand this context you speak of. If it made sense in the comic it would have made sense in the film. They were largely the same.

Fuck you.

We already have high def images of the moon landings. They used a medium format camera. That’s better resolution than whatever go pro they’ll put on the new lander.

Worked well with this election.

The FCC only has say over broadcast programming, not subscription. So that wouldn’t apply anyway.

I don’t get it. Why do you guys want to be sued so badly? It didn’t work out well before. This is just stupid.

Why is the crotch of her pants so dark? Did she wet herself?

Dear heartland Trump voters who do this shit: Please burn down your house and lock yourself in while you’re doing it.

What a couple of assholes, dissecting a piece of history if very little regard. Jackson doesn’t even remember the film properly. I hate rich people. Buy a lot of stuff you don’t understand just to keep it for yourself. They just had a Kubrick museum show in SF. All kinds of original stuff, but a reproduction of the…

“Wipe them out. All of them.” Is the only line I remember from the whole trilogy. And that was in the ads.