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I’m confused. Are we supposed to applaud your lack of attention span?

Are you actually trying to make us feel bad for Gene Simmons? He was being uncouth the entire interview and she called him “obnoxious” which is the least vile thing I could come up with to describe Gene Simmons.

I said the same thing in episode one. There was spatter everywhere but none on him. That bit of hand blood on his shoulder shouldn't have been enough. It should have been on his face and clothes everywhere if he did it.

A little more than occasionally.

Schumer is in every way the “cool with it girl” she made fun of once. She really wants to be accepted by the most grotesque male comedians. I don't know how her show was as good as it was this first three years.

Ah, the tragedy awaiting this poor girl. The eating disorders, the drugs, the sexual assault. Who wants to bet she gets a nose job at 18? Models and actresses can’t have anything more than two slits in their face like an alien.

Wilmore is funny. I liked his opening routines a lot. What I hated was the panel. I got bored with Politically Incorrect’s style of unfunny people trying to one up each other’s bad jokes and nothing real getting said a long time ago. He should have been the Daily Show host instead. I wish him luck.

I don’t need Broaddrick’s story to know Bill Clinton is a fuck. He’s had so many inappropriate relationships that came out of sexual harassment. Just because some of them were consensual doesn’t mean they weren’t born out of behavior that was horrendously wrong for a work environment. And I’m very angry at my mother…

To everyone who’s lobbing 100 balls at a single animal you need to learn cost/benefit analysis. I’m a level 21 dork and when I get to five or six escapes I say “fuck it” and move on. And I’m in a city where I can stock up easily. Invariably the next creature is easier to get. I also don’t grind anymore. If the game…