Ah hahahahaha! You didn’t realize I was doing an impression of you. You are a complete buffoon! And you wrote, hahaha, another essay! You're in love with me!

Wah! Wah! Why won't you answer me seriously? Why won't you back up that I'm an idiot with facts! Google for me and give me links! if so boring yet one sentence from me makes you type out twenty. For an entire day now. You want my respect so badly. I'm sorry you're just not worth it.

What ammuses me about you most is your raw indignation that I won’t expend any real effort engaging with you. Entitled much?

Wow, you can do all that and still be stupid on the internet? Truly you did hunt the mammoth.

Did that really require another book in response? Do you have a job?

You’re a weird little maroon.

Yeah, I’ll never understand mentally troubled, chauvinist jack holes.

Wow, you wrote another essay on nothing.

Instead of being a pointy finger, cry baby, why don’t you take a moment to check your own interactive style. Maybe its kind of douchey to try to derail a thread by saying #notallmen/countries. Then, chill out a bit.

I don’t need to rear your preprepared rhetoric. It’s easy enough to see you ask something like “What sort of things are not currently made available to women?” when there are literally thousands of scholarly articles out there on that very subject. If you don’t believe them, how can you possibly be seeking real…

Intellectual deficiency is claiming your buddies are statistically relevant. Sorry if I have to be the one to tell you no one will ever respect that line of thinking.

Boy you MRAs have a lot of sprawling copypasta to choose from. What’s really funny is that you thought I’d actually read it.

You just admitting to being a 4chan user and you’re accusing me of being a kid in a bubble. Wow.

Hey, look everyone! #AllLivesMatter just showed up!

Anecdotal evidence is anecdo..... snore..... Huh? Wha? Oh man, talking to you Canadians is so boring.

To be clear, you’ve stated, but you haven’t really shown.

Your avatar matches your smug sense of self fellating humor perfectly.

Glad to hear you’re so superior. Thanks for adding so much to the conversation.

And yet, still a stumper to too many people.

What does seeing a vagina relate to having respect for other human beings?