Considering the past usage of ethnicity to signify evil it would be more outragous to say "Of course we all realize there are some good Chinese people". Because, according to Hollywood, there aren't many. But, hey, ignoring history is fun.

You had me grinning until you started the men vs women schtick. That whole hating the TV loving the dishwasher thing is old and hacky. New material please.

I can't wait to see all this stuff in HD.

Really? Saying I don't like Tim Cook as a CEO is not an opinion? Jesus, dude. Fuck yourself.

Read what I told the other parrot.

I love it when two idiots repeat each other. I don't give a shit about Gizmodo. The company has been turning me off since Jobs died. I'm sure it made a shit ton of money after Jobs left the first time. A few years will see if I'm right or not. But shitty 7" tablets, eco unfriendly laptops, bad maps, and strategy…

Tim Cook is starting to seem more and more like a bad choice as CEO. I think Ive would have done a much better job. An artist beats a supply chain manager in a company like Apple any day.

You just wrote three paragraphs I didn't read in response to a two sentence post. LOL. You're right, there's nothing sexual about that picture. Go ahead and write me another essay if you want. I'm out.

Yeah, a naked woman in a shower isn't sexually exploitative. You're such a dumb fuck it hurts.

So you're saying a 4lb 15 inch, super slim laptop with no optical drive and a super high resolution display is following? Ditto with the desktop. Apple is following some trends it can't help, but it's still the leader as far as tech and design.

I could be all those things. I may not be any. I could prove it either way easily, but why bother? What we do know for sure is that you think boring pencil reproductions of cheesy, sexually exploitative photographs are high art. I'd rather be the lowest, cheeto eating basement hermit in the world than you.

Then why are we having this discussion? Why are you so aggressive? Why can't you just let this go? I'm going to. Go ahead and call me another name, Emo girl.

With four macs and two iphones in the house it's hard to call me anything be an Apple fanboy, but for the last 3-4 years I haven't had an ounce of desire for an iPad. Now that it's smaller, slower, and more expensive I want one even less. How did Apple manage to make something I don't crave when I close my eyes on…

Ok, whatever. You're very funny and cool and all kinds of stuff. Only your kind of humor is right and I'm a terrible person who likes breasts and is interested is stopping the cancer in them. I'm going straight to the hell that doesn't exist. You got me. Have a nice day.

" A person who would have laughing right along with all of us as we joked about not being able to find a wig that matched her horrible 80's hair."

So you're saying your desire to look white is different than theirs?

I love the "cute" excuse because it betrays the racism of the wielder. What's not cute about natural Asian eyes? Where do you think those big cartoon eyes came from? Western cartoons.

Except that double eyelid surgery and dissatisfaction with ones eyes doesn't start until White people start flooding Asia with their media and fashion in the mid 20th century. Check out Asian art before then. Eyes are like slits. That was what they found beautiful. Now they call it "tired".

People who only date within their own profession are usually boring and short sighted.

At what point do you understand when someone is telling you to fuck off and then proceed to fuck off? You must be a real winner with the ladies.