Here's two other things about the uniforms you probably didn't know. Kirk's shirt isn't yellow, it's green. For some reason that material films yellow. In still photoshoots it's always green.

You're the worst kind of asshat for hating an animal for making your form of entertainment more difficult. Glad you don't kill them, but still. BTW, you know dogfish are endangered species, right?

All my exes are from a decade ago. I have one as an FB friend. She seems to be dating someone finally. My other exes, who's names I can remember, I sometimes look up around the web just to see what they're doing.

Hey, Kid Fucker! You have nothing left to say? You know, I don't get you Catholics. I like Paul Simon a lot. If I found out Paul Simon was fucking kids and Art Garfunkel was covering it up I'd be turned of and ashamed. Your pope, your cardinals, everyone all down your repressed patriarchy is covering for kid fuckers.…

Hey, I'm going to refer to you as "kid fucker" from now on. Did you read this hoot, kid fucker? http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/31/nyregion/in-interview-the-rev-benedict-groeschel-says-abuse-victims-can-be-seducers.html

How am I hateful? Are you going to deny inquisitions, child abuse, homophobia, the pope's Nazi youth membership, and the church's love of gold? You're a loon.

Sorry your murderous religion and the rapist Nazi that leads it is so easy to mock.

Wow. So what happens with images? Will older books need to be upgraded? Will ebook makers have to make two separate versions for older readers and newer ones? I'm assuming scaled images are going to look bad on both.

I know! He's gross, right?

But they're not lined with gold or have images of the bloated, rotting jesus on them. And there's no Prada logo! What kind of footwear is this for our pedophilic Nazi pope?

Didn't I say you won? Why aren't you happy?

Sure thing. Changing the subject to you isn't making an effort to bow out. Ok, I'll save you the trouble. I don't want to talk to you anymore because you beat me and I'm wrong. You win.

I mocked your religion before you joined the conversation. And I don't consider it mocking if it's true. What part did I get wrong. You drink the blood of Christ to absolve your sins. Catholicism teaches very strict sexual repression. Read some anti masturbation literature from the church sometime. But that's neither…

I used Magnum XLs because, well, I have a huge dick. They have these great paper wrappers with a foil lining. Much easier to rip than a cellophane package. Don't know why you tiny dick folks get the difficult stuff.

"The Illiad was not written by homer it was spoken by him and written down hundreds of years later. "

And I don't want you walking away from this thinking, Oy! That guy and his dumb ideas. Most secular scholars do doubt the historical Jesus. It's really only Christian scholars that consider it a fact. Here's the wikipedia page on the Christ Myth http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_myth_theory. Dates are constantly…

Want to make a bet there's two 40 year old guys under those pony outfits?

Who used ad hominems? Who doesn't understand what AD means? Sounds like you're insulting me. And great historians? Sure. But I don't believe the Illiad went down the way it did because Homer was awesome. Should we trust in historical accounts of Atlantis? The Minotaur? Probably not.

Sorry, 54 years after. 70 years after. You're making my point for me. Those dudes were all dead by then. Long dead. Supposedly many of them were hunted down and killed not too long after Jesus ascended. You want to play semantics, but in the end you're still wrong.

We have video of Tupac. And he didn't claim to walk on water or be born of a virgin. And, no, history, especially from that period, has plenty of eye witness accounts. The gospels and epistles are either debated or definitely come from 90AD or later. Jesus is an amalgam of traits written from certain perspectives and…