I still own all the Interplanetary Spy books (which all of your pictures are of). They're pretty gruesome since they're the least text heavy and most graphic of all those series.

I believe I'd like to feel your fat and your sassy.

I think you don't know how to laugh when people make funnies.

It's amazing how many of these chat room posts you guys are making now a days. If Gawker wasn't people to comment so desperately maybe they should move to a system that's not so esoteric and confusing instead of trying to get people used to this. I used to comment a couple of times a day. This is my third comment in…

He can totally see her pubes though her twenty layers of underwear with his radium powered magnifying glass.

This is honestly horrifying, but only equally as bad as having to see every single post that your friend's comment on. My news feed is flooded with the posts of people I don't know because as friend commented on it. And you don't even get to see the comment! I believe this is also a recent "feature". Anyone know how…

The San Francisco has already banned city funded bottled water.

I was starred for years and losing the stars and the banning is all fine. Most of the mods were creeps. Policing your own thread? Very interesting. I'd love to try it out. But the navigation is a needless pain. It's fine that with some explanation people will get it, but how many readers coming to this site are going…

I was starred for years and losing the stars and the banning is all fine. Most of the mods were creeps. Policing your own thread? Very interesting. I'd love to try it out. But the navigation is a needless pain. It's fine that with some explanation people will get it, but how many readers coming to this site are going…

I was starred for years and losing the stars and the banning is all fine. Most of the mods were creeps. Policing your own thread? Very interesting. I'd love to try it out. But the navigation is a needless pain. It's fine that with some explanation people will get it, but how many readers coming to this site are going…

I was starred for years and losing the stars and the banning is all fine. Most of the mods were creeps. Policing your own thread? Very interesting. I'd love to try it out. But the navigation is a needless pain. It's fine that with some explanation people will get it, but how many readers coming to this site are going…

Really? You want explanations for thirteen movies now? In the comments section? Come on, dude. Give me a break. Should I double space it for you?

"name an animated studio that is BETTER than Pixar" is not an argument. I'm sorry I disagree with you. But that's no reason to call me a "hater" or whatever dismissive thing you've got in your tool box.

I've got to say you're being fanboyish. I'm not a "fan" of Pixar either. Toy Story 1, Monster's Inc, The Incredibles, and now Brave. That's the list of Pixar movies I actually enjoyed from start to finish and wouldn't mind rewatching. Consider the other ten are borderline schmaltzy dreck with some decent bits in them…

For what it's worth, I think you're cute.

But this kind of this is a staple of teen movies. And in a way this is a teen movie. Many of it's scenes are way too intense for younger kids. We took our six year old because we were stupid. The wife heard it was great. I knew what was coming and went along anyway. The kid saw the bear in the trailer and didn't…

Dear "pretty people". There is nothing creepy about this app. We can already find you by looking around with our eyes. And if we want to contact you we'll walk up to you and do so with our less than pretty mouths. You cannot escape. So says me, the king of the not quite pretty but not entirely ugly people. That is all.

Your definition of fat is questionable.

The model is laughing because he saw himself in the mirror.

"Again" being the operative word. And all those other times didn't kill you. Nor did it kill you when you used your keyboard and then picked your nose. Or that time you dropped a piece of food on the bare table at a restaurant and ate it. Or that time you kissed someone. On the lips even. Don't freak out. You'll live.