So, um, Zuckerberg walks a dog in a less than interesting part of SF and I'm supposed to care why? Get back to me when he's walking his own genetically created dwarf triceratops down the Castro strip in nothing but rainbow tube socks.

I'm not a big fan of the Zuck, but you need to go to a gym more often if you think those are "moobs".

Is that Apache Chief? Enek Chuck!

Bruce Boxleitner wrote a book?

Pretty much. Plus all the stuff they learned in the first movie about sustainability, etc, is all worthless and forgotten.

Meh. Some of us actual animators are a little tired of the Pixar Juggernaut.

I'm not writing three paragraphs asking you to, so no.

But you didn't have it on your lap and you didn't type with it. It's all a bit premature.

Except that the number of iPads sold is much larger than the Mac user base. That means there's plenty of Windows folk with iPads. In fact that means the majority of iPad owners use Windows. As for hype, Gizmodo still calls the iPad the best thing since sliced cheese.

Except, you know, a shit ton of people have iPads, so that kills that theory. People will by what hype tells them to.

Are we supposed to clap for you because you have no idea what Apple's been doing in 15 years?

I only had to read a few sentences before your premise became unreasonable. The Surface's keyboard is a floppy piece of plastic. No exactly something that's going to be great for typing on a lap. You won't be able to use that kick stand on your lap either. I don't see how this is better than a bluetooth keyboard for…

No one's talking about "truth" dude. All you seem to want to do is distort the argument. Look, if it makes you happy you win. Ok? Good night.

And again, it has nothing to do with fictionalization. It's an unwillingness to brave the reaction of a certain part of the population.

Tired memes are tired. Jesus isn't even a historical figure. His a virgin born myth. Anyway, one example has balls and the other is a cop out. The analogy is that there is less fear of making a strong story about a myth billions believe than a straight autobio of a lame scifi author only a few even know of. You can…

So we can have a movie with Jesus schtupping Marie Magdalene but we can't have a straight depiction of L Ron Hubbard? What a lot of horse shit.

OR... the speed of light really is unreachable without total energy conversion. In that case it's completely possible advanced civilizations have just given up.

Why? As long as you're not done when he gets there. I think most me find female masturbation very sexy.

As a guy who loves reading about what can be done to his penis, I really wasn't excited about many of these. I don't find #6 calculating, unless the person surprising you is expecting something nonsexual in return. #11 is, I think, a given. I good swiveling hand is always welcome.

Yeah, society is to blame. That and the dictionary [en.wiktionary.org]