When they said “Welcome to the Spanish Inquisition,” my first thought was literally “Well I wasn’t expecting that...”

Well, I see Fashion has made it back around to 1996.

Seems vans are good at carrying a lot of things, including momentum.

On the one hand, I’m SOOOOOO excited about this. On the other hand, I have over 1000 hours logged in Civ 5, so this game will probably wreck my social life, lead to sleep deprivation, and cause all my household duties to go neglected.

It’s to ensure the batter/runner touches the plate.

Ugh, I hope no Alex. Alex is horrible and boring.

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

When can we finally get the conversation going about compensation for these student-mathletes?

The limit does not exist...to what these kids can achieve.

I’m pissed her training montage didn’t have any Kenny Loggins

Am I the only one who’s pissed that Arya’s training montage didn’t include the warging and the cats? “Blind girl learns to fight” seems way less interesting by comparison. Feels like the show really dropped the ball by not even hinting at the Nymeria bits.

Howland Reed is alive!

More like “why not?”

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

We have been debating this all morning in the Jezebel chatroom and there is still no clear consensus on what banana-bowels are like

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.