The R-class is not a minivan.

“PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA”

You shouldn’t have said anything at all. Your ass is showing, sweetheart.

Yeah, I should’ve written “totally moronic protesters blocking a busy street” instead.

In real life but replace the plane with cars and gamers with some dumb social justice warriors:

I see so much hostility against Trump on here, some justified, some not. At least be fair a call Hilary for what she is. She lied about her emails, mishandled classified information that would get the average person thrown away for life. She along with her campaign manager rigged the convention against Sanders (not a…

Yes, Trump is an asshat who should not even be running one of his own failed businesses, but at least he didn’t destabilize an entire Latin American country like the other sociopathic war monger he is running against. Not that I am going to vote for either of the two most unfit psychopaths to run for the office.

That is certainly a humorous reply, and so original too.

Let’s not pretend supporting Hillary is a noble act here, buddy

It’s not about ‘fair’, it’s not even about ‘slowing everyone down because you never know which car might be a cop car’; it’s about revenue generation and the public is a cash crop.

It’s people like this that truly undermines legitimate campaigns for change.

When the government does something, it is legal. For example, Social security is not a Ponzi scheme because Ponzi schemes are illegal. Social security is the law and is not illegal and so therefore is not a Ponzi scheme. Taxing is not stealing because theft is illegal and taxes are not so therefore taxes are not…

Govt by FAR. Except for the govt, it’s called Tuesday.

How come he owes the FTC anything? What about the people he ripped off? Who’s the bigger thief, Tucker, or the motherTucking government?

But he’s not a toddler. And you’re telling me that kids don’t grow up around worse? Come on. Quit acting like we need to monitor every single persons moves. This was way safer than leaving your kid in a car while you go inside.  

Its funny that they don’t ticket the driver but impounds the car. Solution: get a rental car to hoon.

So you know how to raise his kid better than he does? Kid seems safe enough...what about kids who play with farm equipment before first grade.

Who cares what you or your kid do in your own driveway...Damn Nanny states.

Nobody that is actually spending money buys wagons. Jalops love to window shop and state they’ll buy this or that, but when the car is actually made, they’re nowhere to be found or, at best, are waiting for someone else to buy it so they can pick it up in 5 years for “less than a Toyota Camry.” Which doesn’t help…

Props to her for at least coming out and saying "sorry, not sorry," rather than writing out a non-apology.