I always find people who choose jobs in ultra competitive fields that come with a lot of rejection and criticism who can’t take it and cry over every little thing are very confusing. Like any kind of actor, writer (including academics), artist, musician, whatnot. Like, you chose a career that will most likely come…

So many comedians are so fragile about criticism. One of my favorites went on a tear this week and proclaimed he’ll no longer interact with fans on social media b/c of some semi-critical (but certainly not nasty or personal) comments here and there. I’d previously thought it was pretty cool that he interacted with…

I have a light sensitivity, I had measles that got into my eyes when I was little, I think I remember having to have bandages on my eyes for a few days to keep out the light.

Please don’t blame the Trumps for the wire. That was Putin.

I ended up writing things down, and it turned out that my godfather was there when I got a hold of someone. I was able to hear him tell me he loved me, which I wasn’t expecting. It was a bit awkward, but I feel a huge weight off my shoulders now that I got to say goodbye. And, I heard my cousin laughing in the…

Too bad Trump was in FL, he missed his chance to run out there unarmed to stop the shooter.

I soooo want to agree. But the Obamas are too good for these genetic lottery lucky poseurs. I would rather see/hear what he has to say about school shootings. 

People of this thread: the Obamas were not invited to William and Kate’s wedding and may not go to Prince Harry and Meghan’s wedding because of the agony of SECURITY. It has nothing to do with anything other than the headaches involved in the security logistics of Obama during his presidency and even now as a former…

The other kittens are so cute! They seem mesmerized by the barfing.

3/1/2018: The day I learned Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest were fucking.

Also, of course barf lands on the floor and not the newspaper.

***First time I have seen this milk barfing kitty. I snorted.***

If you’re on mobile using a Google browser you can turn them off by going to settings -> site settings -> media -> autoplay. I don’t know how to do this on a PC though and it’s part of the reason I only use jez on my phone.

I really hate Jezebel video. All the video clips are from articles but the articles aren’t there. There are no links to the articles. They just randomly come up. How many times do I have to be told that Fergie got bit by Tarantino? 50 times apparently. Hey did you know that Fergie got bit by Tarantino? Oh, you did?…

Yeah, my grip has always been terrible. (Though my handwriting has always been really neat!) Very tight, pretty low and close to the point. Plus, apparently I don’t arrange my fingers quite right, which resulted in the forming of a small permanent callous on the inside of my right ring finger, just below the first…

I’ve never been able to hold it “correctly” either. And got constantly ridiculed for it. I feel your pain.

I don’t hold pencils “correctly.” I used to spend a lot of time in the pre-k class when I was a special ed para and they had pencil grips on all the pencils to help the kids hold them correctly. I could never write with the grip on.

Hurrah! You can post gifs! All is well!

It seems like we were lead to believe that the differences between Lena Dunham and Hannah Horvath were significant, but that isn’t really how it worked out.

When I was in maybe third grade a teacher told me I would never graduate from college because I hold my pencil incorrectly. I remember it to this day, crystal clear.