This is the first thing I thought of...

Good thing this bigoted loser biatch is wearing a Natural ‘fro, cause she ain’t gonna find nobody to do her hair for a looooooooong time.

“I am not a bum. I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in…

• A couple of years ago I read that RS had broken up with a (younger) boyfriend because of financial issues ? The boyfriend was taking advantage of RS’ support. Did i dream this? I tried to google, but to no avail. This would make sense, claiming it was a knee injury that is causing his reclusiveness, instead of…