Mike Trout will pass Miggy in career bWAR by the end of this season which blows my mind. 

This is also the dude who said, “Call me crazy, but Drake LaRoche is a clubhouse leader.”

Bulls going to the Super Bowl!

Ouch. 

Fuck you. 

With Barry and Veep coming right after GoT, there was enough of an overlap with Chernobyl that it makes sense that HBO would put that on a different day. 

You’re lame!

If you are interested in the parallels between the human costs of the nuclear programs of the USSR and the US, read Plutopia. It will surprise you how each nation was so comparably reckless and feckless. 

Right before the shower. 

You developed my masturbation lubricant?

Oh shit, Jets fans!  You can look forward to being mediocre at best!

Your first paragraph articulates my feelings on his movies from Kill Bill on. I get riffing on a genre that you love but revenge porn gets stale and other directors have used stylized violence in much more interesting ways (Takashi Miike comes to mind but some might disagree). He just doesn’t seem to have anything to…

I know this makes me an asshole but a significant part of me hopes this is awful.

I followed your steps and finally got it. 

It’s appreciated. 

+1 Lance Briggs reference. 

Well, we have an idea of what Arnold’s O face looks like so there’s that. 

Never been married?

I hope with all that TV time, you have some “Why Your Children’s Show Sucks” articles lined up. 

That sux, amirite!?!?