I know this is random but I'd give money to see Aaron Judge in a Judge Dredd costume. 

[insert Metalocalypse quote]

Yeah, that's what I figured you meant. But hey, Javier Baez amirite?

Who are the others on the Cubs?  

Rizzo hit the game winner but between him and Bryant, there has been a considerable power outage. This team scores a lot of runs but it’s not because of the long ball. Jason Heyward finally not being butt and Zobrist returning to form in a more limited role along with continued growth among the young dudes has made…

Not if you are and Indians fan who witnessed their souls being snatched by blowing a 3-1 series lead. 

We all made mistakes when we were younger.

Thank you for your prompt response to abate my stupidity. 

Fuckin’ Ryan Reynolds is going to play a twenty something? Or did I read this incorrectly?

Jokes on you, we are living in a movie.

The police are the stormtroopers. And I don't mean the harmless Star Wars type. 

Yeah, I remember reading that. But I’m not talking just about the ability to parse out cause and effect but it’s evolution into what we call the human imagination which has led us to seemingly boundless creativity. In essence, our imagination gives us the ability to create a sense of self (some might call it an…

Haha!

Jon Lester says fuck that. 

Welomce to cultural hegemony in hyperdrive. Truth has never really mattered to the reactionary force of capital. 

The fundamental difference between humans and animals is our cognitive ability to create images in our minds of things that we have never previously seen. Such ability gives the written and spoken word it’s power.

This is a half assed “Consider the Lobster.”

Did you mention how gritty this is going to be?

This is The Heart of Darkness illustrated.

Dwayne Wade shows up looking for his wife.