Were they at a Bills game?

Derrick Lee once through me a ball when I was a kid. I then proceeded down that path that you've described. 

I'd ask you to rewatch True Detective. Without the great, and I mean great, performances by the two leads, it's pretty much a shit show. And I'm not even going to get into the second season because it's unintentionally hilarious. 

Or this is a good show?

This show has made me realize how overrated  the first season of True Detective truly was. 

That’s my thought as well. Yes, it would be great if this kinda just happened in the world but it doesn’t. Spike the fucking ball when you get the chance.

I dunno. I wish I lived in a world where this isn't noteworthy but at the same time, this world is hostile to transgendered folks so I don't think celebrating occasions like this is harmful. 

14 picks in twelve games was a thing too. 

You people don’t know how to drive though. Motherfuckers always clogging up the left lane like it was someone’s artery after they gourged themselves on cheese curds.  

Well, join a union pal. 

You are. I've just seen my share of NFL documentaries. 

1. Dick “Night Train” Lane.

I think the only thing that would get the stupid to turn on him is if he paid for an abortion. Even then....

Being stranded in the ocean gives you hope for survival. Hope causes agony. 

At the college level, kids are capitalizing random nouns like they are fucking Germans.  This is a clear sign we are heading to a fascist future. 

What the Fuck is up with Random Capitilization? 

I think your first sentence sums it up rather succinctly. Yes, someone who posted this shit deserves to be called out and the very public company deserves the right to fire him. But fuck those douches.

Who has the worst tattoo among the staff?

Chances are you don't die in such a dignified way. Probably gonna have an aneurism and shit your pants. 

Call the police!