Can I get a TL;DR?

Yeah, dreadlocks are made from poo. Everyone knows that. 

I was on the fence about the whole climate change thing but I place the utmost trust in the opinings of one Trent Dilfer. He has never led me astray. Never whispered a falsety. This is a man who stands above the fray.

This fucking organization is scared of its own shadow. Hofstadter described conservatism as a “paranoid style” of politics, which also describes the NFL to a tee. Coincidence?

No worries. A Korean War game actually sounds pretty interesting since you brought it up. 

I read the headline hoping this would be a Tetris/Mass Effect mishmash.

Fair enough. But I would emphasize the “too” in my previous statement  

Nah. He is too lazily written in my opinion. 

Mortal Kombat!!!!

Festivus for the left of us!

Watching the last season made me realize Zach Woods was always the funniest actor on the show. 

“The state views the development of Jewish settlement as a national value and will act to encourage and promote its establishment and consolidation.”

Well, then they need to start lobbying for better internet infrastructure across the globe. I’m in a midsized city in America (I can stream 4K video) and I tried PS’s streaming thing for Red Dead and ended up dusting off my 360 because it was so bad.

Vietnam expansion?

Also, try saying that to Puerto Ricans 

The woke-o-meter just fuckin’ burst. 

The joke

His death really crashed their plans. The organization was really drunk on his potential. 

I call it the Jim Edmunds Effect. 

That Garrett GIF is great.