Neutral: Would You Buy A Diesel Right Now?

“Wait, a seven point shot?!?”

You can’t be serious. Dude the Cubs have basically been bad for 100 years. And yet they still sell out Wrigley on a Tuesday afternoon. And the data bears this out. In spite of playing in one of the smaller stadiums in the MLB, and in spite of playing more day games than any other team, the Cubs are consistently top 10…

What does it feel like to despise joy?

Now you understand the Buick demographic.

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

So the lesson he was taught is that watching women’s soccer is a form of punishment?

No, this is.

“This is Cocytus, the ninth circle, the fourth and last great water of Hell, and here, fixed in the ice, each according to his guilt, are punished sinners guilty of treachery against those to whom they were bound by special ties.”

No, I want a car with some actual glass area.

And yes you are being a jerk because before the invention of the Internet this distinction did not exist

Your mind is now blown

“Powertrain Breakdown” - Probable

Although not built for the purpose, if you ever need to merge in a new Camaro, you can pull over and call OnStar. They’ll send someone out to safely guide your Camaro into traffic.

Sorry. The Illuminati is rolling out the 4k CCTV cameras next year.

The vtec just kicked in, yo !

The Ford Focus ZTS because every highschool senior who gets a car needs to be reminded of their facial blemishes.

um no. no no no. 1949 is the founding the the PRC.