Artesian: “relating to or denoting a well bored perpendicularly into water-bearing strata lying at an angle, so that natural pressure produces a constant supply of water with little or no pumping.” Still bullshit, but nothing to do with artisans.

Man A: Has fun, messes with people.

I think subaru calls it an outback.

Not crack, sweetheart.

Remember stephon Marbury and jr smith have been Knicks

That’s because tires are expensive.

I once saw Drake, Justin Bieber and Rob Ford sitting within 50 ft. of each other at a Raptors game.

The Detroit Pistons are the only right answer solely on the strength of this photo

Next question.

Still the Red Sox.

Short answer: Yes

I promise you that footwear will not interfere with their bootstraps.

Found the bitter 3 series driver guys

Doesn’t the 3-series badge take care of that?

Why the fuck does the cop need to ask for ID? They broke no laws. They did nothing wrong.

I see you did nothing illegal at all. Do you have any ID I can see?

Kind of bothered me that they asked to see his ID after it was obvious they had no reason to be at his residence.

yeah, there’s a switch on the buffer to go the other way.

$3,700 Buy it now?