Billy Zane chewed so much scenery in Titantic it’s amazing he didn’t make a second, straight to video one, where the boat came back for revenge.

To be fair, there’s a little bit of trolling involved. I’ve met a lot of people who consider this to be the greatest love story ever told. The most emotional parts of the movie for me were the other side characters like the old couple or that woman reading her kids a story.

I still think she dies and goes to hell at the end. I’ve had a lot of friends say “no, she goes to heaven and is reunited with Jack!” (I mean, what about her after-boat-car-sex husband? What happens when he dies?)

Let me tell you all why you should play Yakuza 3, 4, and 5 despite their age.

BOOK SPOILERS:

I’ve finally broken through the wall I ran into known as Majima and Saejima in Yakuza: Like a Dragon so I’ll hopefully pick that up soon. I get too distracted with the part-time hero stuff. I kind of wish there was more karaoke songs but oh well.

Cardi B’s “WAP” should be nominated in every category.

This show was doomed by its failure to rehire Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to ring his bell and command NYC to bring out its dead.

Of course no one is answering the real question.

You were saying?

I would like to stop seeing Johnny Depp and/or Amber Heard on the AV Club. Not because the stories aren’t newsworthy or that there’s cults forming over the whole thing, but because every time I see his name (or her name now) I think of that story about them shitting all over the house for the other to find and can’t…

I think this is a good thing. I was lucky enough to snag a PS5 from a regional chain and they had a queue system set up. I was up til 4:30a.m. in it but they found out some dickhead youtuber was showing people how to circumvent the queue and started canceling their orders.

I apologize for contributing to your poor choices. On the bright side, the AV Club isn’t reviewing them any more so I have retired from upsetting a handful of people and also making good folk like yourself continue the slog.

This is so Tim & Eric I can’t even stand it.

I was looking forward to playing Urbosa because she’s a badass and I knew Link would be fun, but holy shit Impa is way too much fun to play as.  It’s just chaos and clones and then bomb pyramids.

I stopped following this before it was a thing, but then became slightly intrigued when I heard they allegedly shit all over their house for the other one to find. I realized that was the high water mark for this and then vanished again.

Obviously the only real solution here is to get rid of Marvel movies.

I had a nearly maxed out FFVII save. All the Weapons beaten, all the master materias, Cloud set up to be a one man army etc etc and someone overwrote the file to make a duplicate save for Need for Speed to save-scum cars.

I saw two minutes of this show in my channel surfing and managed to land on a part that was horrifying given our current Nightmare Times. One of the characters was sick and kept coughing on him because he wanted her outside, then they made a joke about Obama giving up the Ukraine.

I’m terrible at using her but when I saw the outline I thought it was a reworked I-no.  I suppose it could still be a reworked I-no knowing Guilty Gear but I need my Shiina Ringo stand in.