Sleazy Adam Schiff never returned my sky-hook.

A lot of boy scouts are from rural areas so it's not that unusual really. For example I remember getting into an argument with some kid at a summer camp that was from the country and he became visibly upset when I made some joke about "cow pies"

Thank God that Lobo, the King of Currumpaw, isn't alive to see this.

So much for purposefully living near a first-strike nuclear target. I was hoping to be vaporized, not beaten to death by my own face-palming.

If we get through this presidency we all deserve fucking medals.

He already fucked the bride of someone else he wanted.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

If they do a crossover of these two shows I think one of two things could happen.

Driving through the top part of Texas that has nothing but empty, barren, nuclear-winter-esque fields devoid of the one thing that even makes Ohio tolerable to drive through, cows.

Every time I see Louie Gohmert all I can think of is Gargamel. Like he finally got tired of trying to eat Smurfs and is going to take it out on everyone else after getting elected.

Don't be like that. Those people in Michigan are going to be like the people who get raptured and get to watch the shitshow unfold from cushy, cloudy seats while perusing the porno bush.

Let off some steam, Bennet!

Eazy, do you remember when I promised to keel you last?

Shit, you can sell your siblings at the mall now? That's WAY more convenient. It's also very much in line with my unrestrained free market beliefs.

Indiana Jones was an archeologist/professor. He had a pretty high body count too.

I need to get back into Dark Souls III now that I'm done with Yakuza 0 which is totally worth it for no other reason than Majima, glorious, glorious Majima. I'm having a hard time readjusting and holy shit, the DLC areas are rough.

I like to think she had a stroke that put her into such violent convulsions she not only killed Seth Rich who just happened to be passing by after doing his patriotic duty giving all the emails to WikiLeaks.ru and simultaneously hurdled herself through time where she killed Lincoln, knocked Amelia Earhart out of the…

He tipped every woman he ever fucked.

Yeah, but she didn't have a penis and without a penis how can you be a big tough guy who is afraid of stairs?

Hey, if those assholes wanted to eat or have health care they should have done something to earn it. You know, like having rich parents.