My thoughts as a Pats fan.

Felger will die from a heart attack while having sex in the missionary position.

The country voted most likely to start WWIII

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

“The State Patrol reports that Chyna Thomas was not wearing her seat belt.”

Reddit is a bad website

It’s even more funny when the whole Gawker empire is only remembered for slandering other people and posting questionable articles on personal lives.

Thank goodness evil didn’t exist before Reddit. At least we can nip it in the bud before it grows much more. Luckily we know that smashing a groups method of assembly always works to suppress bad ideas. It’s not like they’d go underground and find less traceable ways to conspire.

Let us not forget: Reddit is a bad website.

It’s no noble bastion of morality like Kinja, that’s for sure.

Not to mention, don’t tell Kotaku that reddit is bad because that’s where they get 75% of their content.

Why the Reddit hate? I’m fairly new to Reddit, and I love it! I haven’t seen a single corpse or racist post. I don’t go looking for that stuff, and my news feed is overwhelmingly positive. It’s pretty much replaced Facebook for me.

“Let us not forget: Reddit is a bad website.” Are you serious? This is such a juvenile thing to say. Reddit is a platform for user generated content, sharing, and commenting, and is therefore a reflection of its users. So, what you’re saying is that because there are a few bad apples, the whole site is bad? There…

Not that I’m the biggest fan of Reddit or anything, but this article seems...stupid. Try replacing “Reddit” with “Ohio”, for instance: