Some of them were heard encouraging attendees to leave to have sex quickly so that they could return to solicit another attendee before the party was over, according to one person who was there.

“Listen Jeff, we have very high standards for our head coach. We expect you to show up for every single game for years on end.”

Why does Marvin always look like he’s trying to remember if he left the stove on?

“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

Yeah, in somebody else’s condo...