Nicole. Reese would come out all scrappy and solid, but Nicole would hang back and just let Reese tire herself out before she just walloped her. Nicole is all about the long game, and she knows she can win.

This! Taylor has made a second career out of trademarking common phrases to sell on t-shirts. Now she’s getting a taste of her own medicine.

I agree with you, but I do find it really funny that it’s T-Swift aka the girl that fucking tries to trademark EVERYTHING that is getting sued.

The rumor remains that Aronofsky is the father of the first kid.

She is the 2017 version of “Ow! My Balls!”

This girl is still a thing?

At what point will companies take away the option to use a password instead of your face?

He says he was hacked but there’s actual video of him liking the tweet

I’ve been through it. I promise you that even if your home is gone, there is life after. I wish you the best.

I live in Tennessee so some people who can evacuate are heading into this area. I saw a local hotel offering a special rate for evacuees. It was still $100 a night at the fucking Holiday Inn that will surely have a lot of unsold rooms at any rate. Like how TF can people afford that? Some of my friends who wanted to…

I notice she’s really hostile towards males, be a readers who write in or if there’s a male in a situation who’s done something wrong.

My dad used to pull the “ladylike” crap on me. Telling him that I learned how to curse, etc, from him never worked, it was only after I sharply retorted, “Since I am a lady, my behavior is, by its very nature, ladylike,” coupled with the death stare that I inherited from his mother, that he finally stopped.

I always say that our progress is slowed in modern times due to technology keeping the elderly living longer—Which is in contrast with technology progressing exponentially.

I wish there was an age restriction or term limits or something that got these old fucks out of the government faster. We need fresh minds. We need diversity. We don’t need old white men getting older but still in complete and total control of a world that is changing far faster than they can possibly keep up with.

No shit. Also:

She always gives horrible advice. Everyone thinks they would be a brilliant Agony Aunt, this column proves it’s not that easy

Also, “the universe?”

LW 1: GET OUT. Do not listen to this advice here and get out now. It’s not going to get better.

You should write this column.

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.