Um, how about a freaking WIDE-OPEN crotch?

Someone played the song for Angelina on August 23, 2014 and the rest is HERstory.

That’s because the New Yorker font looks smug and precious. It looks like all the letters are dancing the Charleston at a swanky Art Deco Club, and we’re all just low-brows who wouldn’t understand the conversations anyway.

SAYS YOU!

It’s truly horribly horrible:

I’ve worked in doctors offices and hospitals for 30 years. We put out various magazines and they always dissapear. Doesn’t matter if we have a sign up saying please leave the magazines for others to enjoy. Once we even tried putting a little sticker on the magazine itself asking people to leave them in the waiting…

Considering how much generals hate being called “my generals” I wouldn’t doubt it.

My husband is deploying to Afghanistan next year.

I’m going with a 60% chance he’s already with one or the other, and a 40% chance he’s lusting after one or the other and has made up a scenario where she’ll be interested as soon as he gets the go ahead from the LW.

Dear MVP,

Yup, every time I’ve heard of a relationship opening up later in, it’s either one of two scenarios in a cis-hetero pairing: the woman gets way more attention, or the one who initialized the opening inevitably gets jealous of their partner’s new person.

Also, “he’s jumped straight to open relationship, which he feels will take pressure off of me” feels like some pretty rank gaslighting. Sounds like in about a year MVP is going to realize that her wonderful boyfriend was kiiiiiiiiiiiiind of a massive asshat.

Right?! This has been the theme of men making this suggestion since the dawn of time.

Most likely this.

Dear MVP,

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

I read this title as “ my boyfriend wants new pussy but still needs to split the rent cost”

So at Twitter, joking about fucking Tony the Tiger is bad, but neo-Nazis and trump spouting hateful shit are A-OK.

I mean I get it, Tony looks like he’s grrrrreat in bed. But seriously, a suspended account? Twitter doesn’t block the dipshits that tweet stuff like that to me, a real human. Or the death threats to women gamers/journalists.