um, uh ... you do realize we’re talking about a good number of people that for sake of their lives and countless internet cycles couldn’t figure out if a fucking dress was blue or gold. People are fucking idiots.

Let’s string a bunch of these together and start our own country!

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

Start with a low THC strain like Stephen Hawking. If you don’t smoke or haven’t in a while just get a gram or two of that or they may have something like that pre-rolled and ready to go. My fiance is not a regular smoker and the heavy stuff makes him paranoid but the low THC (like 4-6%) with high CBD makes him feel…

Agreed with IndianaJoan to stay away from edibles. I’m a veteran smoker and I never mess with them. I had a harrowing incident involving a jolly rancher about 6 years ago.

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.…

Not enough fake gold plating everywhere apparently.

Darn! Thwarted by a technicality!

“All branches of the military swear loyalty to the Constitution, not the President”. Show of hands...who thinks 45 knows this? I highly doubt it too.

Current military commander here with a not open, but not hiding trans member in my command. My direct message to that person:

Yup. We in the military have an obligation to refuse orders that are “immoral, illegal, or unethical.” If Adm. Zukunft believes that the orders he is being given to discriminate against his service members violate that criteria then he can absolutely push back on them.

IDK, the comments I saw about this were pretty disheartening. Even non-Trump supporter friends of mine were spouting hot garbage about how he’s totally right to do this because “We don’t need confused people with medical issues serving in the military and blah blah blah hormones and blah blah blah offensive trans…

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

We’re now in a situation where the heads of the US Armed Forces, traditionally some of the most stubborn socially conservative people on the planet, are more tolerant than the President.

I see American has finally completely separated from English.

Yep. It’s official. I am old as fuck.

Good that you’ve got all the rules for everyone, ever.

I fully expect a 72 year old woman in a small town in oklahoma to consult wikipedia before shooting at the tangle of venomous copperheads under her house.

Right?! Who the fuck keeps their dog on a leash in their own back garden?!? Poor damn dog!

I live in Australia. I’ll kill whatever the fuck I want before it kills me.