If Trump doesn’t do drugs, then what are amphetamines?

Christian Slater served his mid-90s jail time at the jail that was basically on my college campus. There was a little half wall that separated the police car parking lot and the girls dorm parking. We’d see him out there washing cars all the time. And because I went to college the year after True Romance (an amazingly…

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Tom and Huck. Brad Renfro AND JTT. Come at me. I dare you.

In 1990, young Zabella had to see everything Christian Slater was in. The spark that was started by the bashful brother in The Legend of Billie Jean turned into a huge crush after watching Heathers. I sat through Gleaming the Cube (someone in Hollywood was like “let’s make a movie with skateboards!”) and The Name of…

I don’t think that this is true, just assumed. For instance, the marines, which have more gender segregation than other branches of the armed forces, also have more incidences of gender/sexual violence. This is like saying that desegregation will lead to more racial violence. It feels possible, but I don’t think…

Don’t leave me. I’m poor and liberal.

So we can be arrested and convicted for laughing at pathetic white men with extremely fragile egos now?

I’m starting to seriously consider getting a permit and buying some guns. I’m white but I absolutely feel like a violent revolution is coming and I’m ready to kill some evil motherfuckers

Personally, I don’t get the left’s lack of enthusiasm for the 2nd amendment. I think everyone, particularly POC, should be locked and loaded en masse, open carrying, and ready to draw down on any Trumpite looking to infringe on their rights. Don’t let the right have a monopoly on such things. For every nutjob outside…

Fuck leaving, I’m burning this place to the ground first. So tired of all the stupid (speaking generally, of course; didn’t want you to think I meant you).

Yes, I am afraid of being murdered and since I am Black, it will be my fault and no one will face consequences for it.

That’s just giving up because you are afraid of guns. We have the money and the smarts, we just need the will.

Imagine the NRA trying to contort itself into supporting lefty militias and their right to bear arms.

Dear every democrat who didn’t vote,

Often the little things scare me the most. The changes in acceptable behavior, the lowering of expectations. Our imprisonment in this system will be built upon not one sweeping change, but changes to several laws, some of them seemingly concerning smaller issues or things that don’t usually concern you or me.

If you decide to leave, you would need to do so before it is obviously time to do so. A better idea would be to get a bunch of your liberal friends together and start a left-wing militia complete with assault weapons and small arms tactics trainings so you could at least have a fighting chance when the shit hits the…

I’m leaving the country to teach abroad soon, and I’ve fantasized about not coming back! Problem is, it’s not much better around the world. I mean, you can definitely take advantage of healthcare, but as far as politics, it’s pretty shitty worldwide. Economics wise, the entire world is in recovery.

Oh my goodness. I genuinely do not know if I should feel bad for laughing at this.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.