It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.

The Audacity of Taupe!

Allen Iverson denies a claim made by a former teammate that he occasionally spent $40,000 at a strip club when he was a 76er. “First of all it was like $9,000 at most and there were never any strippers at the TGI Friday’s on City Line,” says Iverson. “Unless I brought them. Sometimes I brought a bunch. And I supposed…

Because you asked.

Look, if someone’s going to send me a Snapchat of themselves doing coke, that’s one thing. But I’ll be damned if I ever let anyone send me a Snapchat of themselves doing Pepsi.

Leicester City man. That’s where the money is.

Forget it, Jake; it’s Floridatown.

Coming soon:

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Blount should reconsider, if only because of the outside chance he might run into Richard Spencer while in Washington.

Also, President Trump made an outstanding catch to keep a Pats drive alive. The ball was tipped, he was surrounded by Falcons players and it looked like the ball hit the ground. Upon further review, it was revealed that President Trump’s massive hands prevented the ball from hitting the turf.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

I call them “Bowl of Soup” suits after the Czernik line in “Caddyshack”:

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

Go Falcons.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

So she is this tweet IRL?

WE FUCKING DID IT AMERICA. SUCK MY DICK, TOM BRADY. NONE FOR YOU ROETHLISBERGER (AND I CAN FIGHT BACK SO DON’T TRY ME)

This dude gets it.