Look, if someone’s going to send me a Snapchat of themselves doing coke, that’s one thing. But I’ll be damned if I ever let anyone send me a Snapchat of themselves doing Pepsi.

Leicester City man. That’s where the money is.

Forget it, Jake; it’s Floridatown.

Coming soon:

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Blount should reconsider, if only because of the outside chance he might run into Richard Spencer while in Washington.

Also, President Trump made an outstanding catch to keep a Pats drive alive. The ball was tipped, he was surrounded by Falcons players and it looked like the ball hit the ground. Upon further review, it was revealed that President Trump’s massive hands prevented the ball from hitting the turf.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

I call them “Bowl of Soup” suits after the Czernik line in “Caddyshack”:

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

Go Falcons.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

So she is this tweet IRL?

WE FUCKING DID IT AMERICA. SUCK MY DICK, TOM BRADY. NONE FOR YOU ROETHLISBERGER (AND I CAN FIGHT BACK SO DON’T TRY ME)

This dude gets it.

Do you want Ginger or Maryann?

.... the Aristocrats!

His secret service detail will drop every mustang owner as a potential threat

A new Grand Sport basically has “Joe Biden” written all over it!