As I stumbled down a wide, smooth path near a large campground in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, it suddenly occurred to me that I can’t see in the dark anymore.

full disclosure I actually think the skirt is perfect but the sleeves are too long and I think the top should be black (and better fitted). methinks she’s trying to look “serious” and “conservative” and “grown-up.” She looks slightly more comfortable than I when I bought a suit at TJMaxx to wear to my first real…

The name for that color is staring us right in the face:

As awesome as disrespecting the whole tang clan is, my favorite is:

This guy is so universally repulsive, I feel like ‘Shkreli’ should become the term for some uncomfortable experience or gross bodily byproduct, much like ‘Santorum’. But what has the right combination of industrial-strength annoying and full-bodied cringe to be labelled a Shkreli?

So many questions. Like, how does it get cleaned? Is it dishwasher safe? Does the vag come out to be sink washed like Archer’s cyborg girlfriend? What’s the smell situation going to be like after a month? Does the instruction manual come with a guide to dealing with the humiliating looks from friends and family? Is…

Let’s be clear here: this isn’t a toy. It’s a horrifying golem.

I don’t like to resort to name-calling, but this women is a worthless little twat. That expression on her face reads, “Yeah I did it, what of it? My daddy will post bail in ten minutes and I’ll be back at my Enterprise receptionist job by tomorrow morning lol.”

I’m guessing it will more like a Treyvon Martin thing — “oh, I was so afraid of the nasty homeless guy that I followed him as he was walking away and shot him twice! So afraid!”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

I liked Very Smart Brothas/The Root’s headline/version of this story better: http://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/thug-charged-with-shooting-and-critically-injuring-home-1805004621

I’m around the same age as Sinead O’Connor, and was also raised Catholic. When she ripped up the photo it was absolutely a sane and gutsy thing to do, albeit not great for her career.

Even as a young Catholic girl, surrounded by critical adults, I got what she was doing. Agree or disagree but it fucking made sense.

This.

Burying those bodies was the least horrific thing they did to those same bodies.

But when she ripped up that photo, Sinead was protesting and trying to get public attention on the Magdalene laundries that were yet another Catholic Church horror show. (And more to come!) The only reason the Magdalene laundries were discovered is because a developer, who had just bought land from some nuns, found a…

It definitely said so much that people in this country were so shocked. It was before the sexual abuse coverup scandal. I really think we’re still that provincial.

Not saying that Sinead would have been the megastar she thinks she would have been without tearing the picture up.

When I first saw this pic, I legit thought “omg, it can even spray a fine, refreshing mist!”