The “hot flavor” this fall is apparently maple.

Well I guess I can breathe a sigh of relief since they’re literally the only type of jeans I’ve owned for the last 5 years....

I’m Rob Lee and I haven’t left the church. Y’all haven’t gotten rid of me yet.

Amy’s is actually all-vegetarian and has a good selection of vegan items. (I had her vegetable korma dish for lunch today.)

I read Bryan Cranston’s book this week so I feel very nice toward everyone involved on Malcolm.

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

She’s been refused parole a bunch of times. But not for anything she has done since being imprisoned, just because of the gruesomeness of her original crime.

Yeah I mean if Tate’s sister thinks she should sit in jail as punishment I understand. But saying the crimes are going to happen again is ridiculous.

I don’t excuse premeditated murder but when you get past 30 years in prison and the prisoner has rehabilitated I’m unclear on the reason to hold them behind bars.

Murder actually has the lowest recidivism rate of any crime. It’s highly unlikely that this woman is going to kill again, or even park illegally. So what is the point of keeping her in prison then? Pure punishment for a 50 year old crime?

You joke, but look at New Orleans.

Imagine who is going to rebuild the schools and the whole city of Houston. I think like in New Orleans it will be a lot of the undocumented workers Trump and the republicans want to deport. Abbott should be thankful because SB4 was blocked. He will need every single one of those undocumented construction workers to…

That’s why water is the absolute worst.

Mattress Mack is a hero. Joel Osteen is a loser and I hope he’s run out of town.

Joel Osteen knows all about charity. He actually defended his mega church by saying nobody asked him to open his giant doors. Meanwhile, Gallery Furniture, Buc-ee’s, and other businesses opened their doors proactively.

I feel grimy when I merely listen to descriptions of Burning Man. “Hey, Mad Madam Mim, you remember when your ex used to drag you to concerts for bands you didn’t enjoy? What if I told you there is a place where you could recreate that experience, but it’s 8 days long, you’re in the desert, and you have no running…

I really hope they work the line “take me away from all this death” into the movie somewhere.

I AM HERE FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope their chemistry is better than it was in “Dracula.” I also hope this is more “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”and less typical rom-com because I’m so happy for Noni’s comeback.

[Generic fanboy sniping comment about Apple]