Who gonna want to go to a bar that’s this aggressive when you don’t tip $5? Or tip in cash?

When you pay with card but tip in cash, it’s a good idea to write in “cash” on the receipt where you’d write in the tip amount. Don’t most people do this?!?! Also a good idea to give the cash with the signed receipt.

They are all the same to me!

Me too. :(

and obvious loss of interest in bullshitters

Thiiiiiiiiis. Letterman had his flaws, but I tuned into The Late Show nightly for a reason as a kid. Dude is sharp and takes no one’s BS.

Yes. I’ll never forget her interview with endurance swimmer (and atheist) Diana Nyad. Oprah asked her a question about religion, and Nyad very eloquently explained how she could be an atheist and still see beauty in the world. Oprah’s response was...not great:

Not simply white cishet. One who had ‘affairs’ with his staffers (such as would not be tolerated, today). Again, as last night, I love the Jezebel writers (Hannah, I really do) but Jezebel is supposed to be, to some degree, a feminist website. Not every article needs a feminist critique. Agreed.

Audrey Hepburn, one of the most elegant figures of the modern age, had teeth bordering on brown in her later years, but my god does she wear it well

I find this hilarious, since I grew up in the age where everyone used a “mechanical keyboard” (it was just called a keyboard, though).

As a fellow coffee-drinking teeth-haver: worth it.

I say this with the realization that a lot of people hate Letterman but I will watch this show. I always appreciated his instant and obvious loss of interest in bullshitters and phonies. He is why I find Jimmy Fallon’s endless ass kissing so distasteful.

I have the teeth of a coffee drinker.

I also like the real teeth! My mister loves older films and I am mesmerized about how actors have ‘imperfections’ by today’s standards.

I agree. I prefer teeth to be tooth-colored.

Ha! Jokes on you! I lost my ability to feel dread the 3 OTHER times TrumpCo tried to sign my death warrant! I’ve already resigned to the fact that this motherfucker is dead set on killing me. So all I get is perpetual sorrow and... what’s that emotion when you log on the Internet and your first thought is “oh,…

Hold up, he is going to be able to interview subjects for an entire hour? This isn’t Jay Leno. It isn’t Bill Maher. I expect this to be a well done show with interesting interviews.

The environmental damage even from a limited nuclear war would be insane, personally I think a nice quick vaporisation would be better than starving to death, while hoping to not be cannibalised.

Assuming nobody else gets involved when we start firing missiles.

My desk is in the IT room so the sound will be drowned out by all the noise from the racks and racks of servers and all the other cooling equipment. It get so loud in there in the morning you sometimes have to shout.