Often . . . like every time he opens his mouth.

Thanks! I’m nervous because I keep reading horror stories on the internets. I have asked my friends and have heard mostly good things. Gonna do it anyway, “5 years, 5 years” is my mantra. :)

Yes, I need lots of tissues for his farewell address tonight. :(

I literally say “THANKS OBAMA!!” non sarcastically every time I pick up my ACA covered birth control pills. I am getting an IUD this Friday so I can hopefully outlast the next administration before having to think about this again.

I’m scheduled to get mine on Friday the 13th and this is EXACTLY why I’m getting one!! #fuckthepatriarchy

I spent my time off last week rereading “Wishful Drinking”, “Shockaholic” and read the new one, “The Princess Diarist”. So good.

OMG!! :)

That was 100% what I thought when I saw this pic!!

I just moved from New Orleans to Atlanta. Thought I didn’t have to worry about severe weather as much anymore and we had three tornadoes in the area yesterday!

I am going to have a rage induced seizure or aneurysm before this year is through, I just know it . . .

Definitely dead inside.

I was super excited, I even got teary when I saw the ballot. Surprised myself with getting emotional but it was wonderful.

I have an entire bag of Brach’s candy corn waiting for me at home!!

He’s hosting SNL tomorrow night and I am so excited to see what he does with sketch comedy. :)

THIS is the best lip balm I’ve ever used. Discovered it at Whole Foods years ago and now I buy direct from the company. The tropical one is my favorite because it reminds me of Hawaii. Seriously the best I’ve ever used: http://honeybeegardens.com/lip-balm-sampler/

Also Jeff Bridges “Sleeping Tapes”, so soothing. :)

Same!

Thanks! I’m not sleeping all weekend now! :)

OMG!

YAYYYYYYYYY!!!! I submitted mine too late sadly and it got buried. Here it is if anyone would like to read it: