do you know what “undisputed” facts are?

Because I am Blessed to Comment.

Spoiler alert: you’re a fucking idiot. See if you can figure out why.

Welcome to the club!

Hopefully all the people who say blacks only eat fried chicken and watermelon will now drop those racist stereotypes, and replace them with the racist stereotypes in this article.

Do black people serve jive turkeys during the holiday season?

Stanisclasse always struggled in one-round fights.

I’m trying to count how many of Mr. Hardy’s constitutional rights were violated by this article. Let’s see there’s the Fifth Amendment, the Sixth Amendment, the First Amendment, the best evidence rule... any others that I missed?

Fire & Rescue: [illegally seizes and restrains Mr Green]

Sounds like someone has never heard of the Sixth Amendment’s right to assistance of counsel.

THE WORST REPRESSION OF FREE SPEECH IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND

The Dick Beardsleys and Alberto Salazars and Greg Meyers and Benji Durdens and Bill Rodgers of this country were killing it, turning in 2:08s and 2:09s on a regular basis.

Definitely the Saucony Hurricane. This is a great shoe.

Definitely the Saucony Hurricane. This is a great shoe.

This is worse than those Amazon “Deal of the Day” posts.

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

Boy is he going to be red faced.

You can’t just do another rape kit. It’s too late. You only get one shot at gathering DNA evidence in a case like this.

Did you just turn to random pages in Black’s law dictionary and try to use two terms in a sentence without actually understanding any of the relevant legal concepts?

You don’t understand Double Jeopardy at all.

It’s funny to me that you know of the BER, but don’t know that double jeopardy doesn’t apply until the jury is sworn in (in the first case). Double jeopardy wouldn’t apply here.