+1

He doesn’t voluntarily go, he is contractually bound. Although if it’s been as long as you say it has been there could be a rule against perpetuities issue, so maybe that contract is void ab initio.

I used to comment over at espn dot com but they shut that down a couple years ago: http://deadspin.com/we-trolled-the…

No he’s a private citizen.

The aforementioned people are not public figures subject to actual malice scrutiny, hope he likes defamation suits!

It’s called double jeopardy, do you need me to put that in the form of a question?

He received a penalty in the game so unless I’m forgetting that we repealed the Fifth Amendment, he can receive no furhter State penalty.

Great pull.

terrific pull

that’s a smart little one-liner

huge Jeff Foxworthy fan, you’re sorely missed my man

If your eyes are so far apart the foul pole doesn’t obstruct your view of the game... you might be a redneck

That was a Pac Man joke. It was an old video game where Pac Man would chase ghosts and try to “tackle” them so to speak. So kind of a role reversal.

Cooper looked like he’d seen a ghost!

Pretty sure the NFL can’t make a rule prohibiting the defense from assembling in any fashion they desire but after what they did to that lady in Kentucky, I guess who knows what the First Amendment means anymore these days.

Most of those guys just stand around waiting for someone to pass them the ball or for another TV timeout so they can go sit in a folding chair.

happens to the best of us. and you too apparently.

People shouldn’t be paying a lot of money to watch guys stand around

If I’m so ignorant why do you say my posts were such a success?

First of all, it’s “Congreff” (they wrote their Ss like Fs) and second of all it has been held by the Supreme Court’s starry decisis that it doesn’t just apply to Congress, it also applies to We The People of the 52 states.