The attitude in this article is astounding.

Dignity? This is the writer who drove around for months with only high beams, because he couldn’t be fucking bothered to do the right thing.

“She had marijuana in her system”

You forgot the publicly announcing they “found marijuana while searching the other end of the house for evidence”

Hopefully she’s black and has been arrested at some point in her life, because they’ll be able to use her mug shot!

I hope they never stop making these movies. There’s something wonderful band life-affirming about a studio spending the GDP of a small country just for people to crash cars in ludicrous ways.

You're fighting the good fight, but the piss in a bottle edge cases are gonna throw up their hands because different cars are good at different things. These are the same people flipping out because there have been 240 adverse reactions to 20 million covid vaccinations, or whatever the number is today.

I too will not change my lifestyle in any way regardless of whether it makes my life better or increases the odds that my future children can survive the forthcoming climate apocalypse.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but a base model DX with an automatic will not be worth the same as a mint Si. You might see an uptick in it’s value (and someone would probably buy it to make a drag car or other hot rod CRX out of it), but it’s never going to be Si money. 

I'm not him.

These are still the L98 350 with about 240 HP.  LT1 didnt debut until 1992.

I went to high school with those guys. Phil was in my class, and Jeremy was a year younger. They were the only guys in school who drove muscle cars.

Exactly, It’s not like my wrench which is in in-lbs when the spec is in n-mms and I can’t remember how to do the conversion. Or another wrench where I don’t know how to tell 90 ft-lbs from 80 because it is cheap and and worn.

Gotta support the shaft and pay attention to the balls

At least those answers make sense, unlike watching House Hunters.

There isn’t enough weed to get me high enough to enjoy that pizza

The door bags are more than just covers. They also have features to help secure them properly in the back, along with being form fitting so they actually protect them well. And they are strong enough to support the weight of the doors, and designed to be easily installed while the doors are still on.

Let me see if I’ve got this right...

this isn’t a “pizza style” this is “oops I really fucked up, how do I cover up for this? I know! Tell the customer the cold toppings are a feature, not a bug!”

I don’t swear often, but what the fuck is wrong with people?